I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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