ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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