I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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