i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I seem to have left my pride at pride
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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