Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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