I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Soap is not a condiment
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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