hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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