It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
