I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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