Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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