As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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