I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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