Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
