Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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