glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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