dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Ketchup is God's man juice
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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