K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
