He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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