...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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