summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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