the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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