Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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