is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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