Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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