she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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