they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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