It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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