If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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