Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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