He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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