Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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