your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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