I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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