One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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