Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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