Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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