Pappa wants mamma naked
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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