Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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