can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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