I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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