If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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