Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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