You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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