She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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