Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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