Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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