Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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