Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just threw up on my dentist
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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