my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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