You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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