Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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